#cursed thought: by this logic a dakimakura starring red blob joker with long booted legs wouldn't be far off huh

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stupid thought but y'all remember the merch akane hasegawa had of the phantom thieves in strikers?

i don't think it was ever confirmed what joker/the phantom thieves really looked like to the public (besides their silhouettes when giving the calling card to shido), so the merch is a combination of his face(?) and the phantom thief top hat logo to make this red lookin blob man as the main attraction. there are pins, chibi looking dolls/plushies, keychains, posters-- and these are generic merch stuff, but i'm thinking stupider and i'm wondering if there is a deformed paleta/ice cream stick version of red blob joker bc that would be so ridiculous and funny, i'm imagining this level of a masterpiece in cherry flavor form